Where's My Shoes?

Where's my coat? Where's my book bag?

These are questions that I hear almost daily.

I have started to answer them with "I don't wear them."

This morning B had to be at work at eight.

When it was time to leave I said, "Where's my shoes?"

Without missing a beat, he says "I don't wear them," and walks out the door.

Smart a$$!

(He makes me so proud!)